Skip to main content

Dummy of the week




St. Louis resident Billy J. Robinson was allegedly peeling back the steering column of a car he didn't own last Wednesday afternoon, when the woman who owned the vehicle knocked on the window. She informed Robinson, 20, that the police were on their way, and suggested he get out of her car and follow her, which he agreed to, until he "had a change of heart" and escaped over a fence.

The police had a fairly good idea who they were looking for, as the description of the suspect mentioned he had a "large abnormal growth" hanging from his left earlobe.

Later that evening, a man with a walnut-sized excrescence on his left ear showed up to the police station carrying two bags. He told the authorities that he needed money for a bus ticket to Bloomington. Cops saw fit to question him, and not just because no one in his right mind would want to go to Bloomington.

The man with the weird ear was Robinson, say cops.

The bags allegedly contained waterlogged clothes matching those described by the witness, along with gloves, two screwdrivers, a set needle-nose pliers and a pen light. Robinson was also carrying four printed pages featuring detailed instructions on "how to hotwire a car," with one of them labeled "try this at night," (obviously he didnt read that part), police say.

Robinson was charged with attempted vehicle theft, criminal damage to property and criminal trespass to vehicle.

"I've seen some bizarre and dumb actions on the part of suspects, but this ranks up there as one of the finest examples of a dumb suspect I've encountered...The dispatchers and the officers had quite a few good laughs over the scenario." - East Peoria (IL) Police Chief Ed Papis


All i can say is he had to be out his mind to walk in a building full of police wit all the evidence on em like that..SMGDH i would of loved to be in there for that one cause i would of been lmfao in that station along wit the cops...

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Nipsey Hussle responds to Jae Millz

Nipsey Hussle and Freddie Gibbs have responded to Jae Millz’s negative comments about the XXL Magazine Freshmen 2010 list.
Nipsey addressed the controversy on Twitter.
‘N*ggaz got they pantys in a bunch over that xxl cover….,” he wrote Tuesday (March 30) night. “and 4 tha record if u been rappin 10 years and ain’t drop yet….its over! -Nh.” (Nipsey Hussle’s Twitter)Gibbs said he felt Millz’s comments were not directed toward him.
“I don’t know jae millz never met him,” he wrote on Twitter last night, “never had a conversation,I didn’t address it cuz I didn’t feel like he was talkin to me.” (Freddie Gibbs’ Twitter)During a recent interview Jae Millz pointed out his issues with the magazine cover
“I don’t feel no sort of way about me not being in the Top 10 but can’t no n*gga tell me that my n*gga Vado ain’t supposed to be on that cover or on the flip cover of that XXL Top 10 Freshmenissue,” Millz said in an interview. “Can’t nobody tell me that, and if you do want to argue wi…

Mind Fucks

LMAO

Fashion: ROYALTEES CLOTHING LINE Fall Collection

ROYALTEES CLOTHING LINE LAUNCHES NEW “LOVE” SHIRT AUGUST 1ST THE FIRST OF THE FALL COLLECTION.
On August 1, 2010, Royaltees Clothing Line based out of Miami, FL will launch the “Love” t-shirt, which will be available for purchase at www.Royalteesonline.com . The new shirt draws its inspiration from the iconic sculpture created by Robert Indiana. The "Love" t-shirt will mark the gradual release of Royaltees' Fall 2010 collection “Instead of launching all of the shirts at one time we want to do it little by little,” says Justin Blaze, CEO of Royaltees Clothing Line. The "Love" shirt will be available in white and black. Royaltees Clothing Line is an independent fashion label that made its debut in 2008. The label is mostly recognized for the “I’m Famous In Miami” tee, its number one seller.


Bam Commentary: Yall already know I'm a t shirt fanatic so I'll be placing my orders in a few lol. But make sure ya check out there line an cop up. An for my female re…